Gerbil Probe: The Media Empire of Michael Allen Rose
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The Party Wolves have been reviewing books and causing mayhem.

Norman Spooter awakens one morning to find that his eyeballs have fallen in love with each other. They proceed to tear themselves out of his head, steal his car keys, and take off for parts unknown. So he does what any of us would probably do in that situation... he goes back to bed, hoping it'll all resolve itself. Unfortunately, in the middle of the night, a pack of WOLVES moves in. The worst thing is, they're party wolves...

BUT they gave him a security deposit, so he decides he's going out to get his eyeballs back. He joins forces on his epic quest with a woman named Zoe, who has a mysterious secret almost as crazy as Norman's Party Wolves. Besides, she needs him too. She's on the run from her psychopathic ex-boyfriend, who happens to be a dangerous sociopath, a classic car enthusiast and, worst of all, a fully grown walrus.

The road trip/chase novel is flipped on its head with everyone chasing everyone... explosions, battles and madness are the drivers in this particular race, along with a few stops in such places as the Motel Sick and a cult town in North Dakota featuring some dangerous hooded guys who'll pretty much marry anything to anything. With violence and insanity nipping at his heels and a race against the clock to get his body parts back, this could turn out very badly for Norman Spooter.

“This book is a joy ride into the absurd that is grounded in great relationships and fantastic writing.”
- Laura Lee Bahr, Author of ‘Haunt’
 
“Every sentence seems to be pushing the action forward and moving the story into more explosive action and new, weirder spaces.”
- Gabino Iglesias, Austin Post
 
“It is a short little read, at only 87 pages, and really buzzes with energy.”
- Sam McCanna.
 
“Now that I've been introduced to the work of Michael Allen Rose, I can honestly say that I want more-more-more!”
- Colum McKnight, Dreadful Tales
 
“That has to be one of the best titles I've seen from Eraserhead and their imprints, which is saying a lot considering how entertaining Bizarro titles usually are.”
- Anthony Fischer, Amazon Review
 
“Unusual. Special. A union of Rocko's Modern Life and The Coen Brothers oozing with creativity and heart.”
- Garrett Cook, Author of ‘Charcoal’
 
“You better buckle yourself in and prepare to go on a ride, man. The book is so intensely crazy and action-packed with so much hilarity and layers upon layers of weirdness going on.”
- Vince Kramer, Author of Gigantic Death Worm

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