Hello? Is this thing on?
Ummm... the
connection seems like it's working. Jiggle the... no, not that one.
Dude, the other one. The one sticking out of his cerebellum. Yeah,
that's better. WAY stronger signal.
Okay, cool. Hey there, everyone. Looks like we got our connection working.
You know, they
say the human body pretty much works on electrical impulses, but I gotta
say, it's really hard to get decent power in the new place. Smitty was
running the juicer this morning, making his own juice and the whole
thing just kind of stuttered and died. The whole inside of Norman's
head? Black. Luckily, we're used to hunting at night, so you know, we
just hung out. Chilled. But still, you should at least be able to run
the juicer and the DVD player at the same time, right?
Norman says when
we run too many appliances at once, he gets tired. He passed out in a
crosswalk the other day. Got run over by a moped. He was pissed.
Anyway, just
wanted to test the connection, everyone. For those of you who don't
know, we're the Party Wolves. Sup. More later, meat puppets!
---Cooter, Party Wolf Extraordinaire
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